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I used to play D&D until the Dungeon Master slept with my wife.

Friday, April 10th, 2009

A sad note last week as another creator of Dungeons and Dragons died.  I played the game through a good portion of my childhood.  I loved everything about it (except the social stigma of being a nerd).

Dungeons and Dragons

I credit the game for several aspects of who I am.  And only a few of those aspects are bad!  Due to making statistic decisions and constantly calculating the possible die roles, I’ve developed a knack for percentages and mathematical estimations.  Because of D&D’s character creation I tasted how it was to slip into someone else’s skin.  That inspired me to get into acting and a reason I strive to add texture to the characters in my comics.  But most of all, I credit D&D with allowing me to tinker with story lines.  Finding balance between harsh boring reality and the world of make believe can be a challenge.  D&D gave me the opportunity to test those waters; figure out what works and what doesn’t.

The article I link to above mentions that Dungeons and Dragons “spawned video games, novels, a cartoon, and a movie.”  I think in a literal since that is true.  But the amount of spinoffs D&D inspired in many mediums, especially video games, goes well beyond that.  To the moon really.

As a testament to that “many mediums” claim, here is a little something I wrote a long time ago:

  • Dark tan skin with well warn hands
  • He was a tall 13th Level Fighter.
  • His strength was immense
  • And his intelligence wasn’t to be reckoned with.
  • His name was Dirk.
  • Orcs, goblins, ogres, and trolls
  • Didn’t have a pixies chance against him.
  • Gnolls, minotaurs, and dragons
  • were chopped down like our rain forest.
  • His name was Dirk.
  • He had a +4 vorpal sword with a jeweled hilt.
  • He had magical +5 platemail armor.
  • He had gauntlets of Giant Strength.
  • He had anything he wanted.
  • He was awesome.
  • No matter where in the world this man went
  • He battled evil ruthlessly, effortless.
  • And wherever he was
  • Whatever evil he is destroying.
  • I am there too.
  • I love him.
  • His name is Dirk.

(Please do not mistake this poem as being sincere.)

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