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else if(pagetitle=="Hoboditty")
{document.getElementById('tuethu').innerHTML="";}
if(wp_call==1)
{wp_call=0;page='Burnside Amphitheatre';}
}
findcomic=0;
adjustmenu(pagetitle,page);
pagetitle=page;
if(pagetitle!='Dummy') {document.getElementById('bigtitle').innerHTML='
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break;
}
}
function swapimagesrc()
{
document.getElementById('b2b').src="http://www.hoboditty.com/images/b2b_hover.gif";
}
function changestage()
{
//alert('changestage');
if(bringbackthemusic==1)
{startstopsound(1); bringbackthemusic=0;}
switch(pagetitle)
{
case "Hoboditty":
case "Dummy":
findrecentcomic();
break;
case "Burnside Amphitheatre":
findrecentcomic();
break;
case "Performers":
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else if(oldpage=='Burnside Amphitheatre')
{document.getElementById('butFF').innerHTML='';}
else if(oldpage=='Daily Fortune')
{document.getElementById('butBB').innerHTML='';}
else if(oldpage=='Performers')
{document.getElementById('butCC').innerHTML='';}
else if(oldpage=='Sound Controls')
{document.getElementById('butEE').innerHTML='';}
else
{}
if(newpage=='Hoboditty')
{document.getElementById('butAA').innerHTML='
';}
else if(newpage=='Burnside Amphitheatre')
{document.getElementById('butFF').innerHTML='
';}
else if(newpage=='Daily Fortune')
{document.getElementById('butBB').innerHTML='
';}
else if(newpage=='Performers')
{document.getElementById('butCC').innerHTML='
';}
else if(newpage=='Sound Controls')
{document.getElementById('butEE').innerHTML='
';}
else
{}
}
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function changepagecontent(nonstage_page)
{
if (typeof nonstage_page != 'undefined' )
{
switch(nonstage_page)
{
case "page_Contact Hoboditty":
document.getElementById('pagecontent').innerHTML='
Eblen\'s Info Disclosure:
Eblen doesn\'t know shit about shit. Half of his information is from legitimate news sources; the rest is from comics. He mixes all the info from those sources in a big bowl and the resulting goo is what Eblen believes. Don\'t get the misconception that Eblen doesn\'t have a clue. He does. Lots of them; he reads a lot and actually retains information. But he does horrible, crooked things to those clues.
He knows, for instance, that the Mormon Church helped pass Prop 8 because they are afraid that once gays can marry, their church is doomed. After all, once you can marry the same sex, why not mix your marriages: Maybe 3 wives and 2 husbands? The wives can do what wives do; the husbands can help you with other chores. With that type of reinforced inner-society, there would be no reason to pay attention to the world around you. The Mormon Church would stagnate. Husbands would realize that no one knows how to please a husband better than another husband. The wives would be ignored; population would decrease and John Smith would roll in his grave.
While Eblen is loud about his misguided convictions, he is also weak in will. If anyone disagrees with him, and gives a solid argument, he is not above switching his point of view. After all, we are all human. Even the aliens that live in human skin are human; "Third Rock from the Sun" taught us that. So, unlike Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, and Dick Chaney, Eblen is willing to say, "My bad, I was wrong."
Other
'; break; } } else { //alert('changepagecontent'); switch(pagetitle) { case "Hoboditty": document.getElementById('pagecontent').innerHTML='Welcome, please enjoy these attractions.
Hoboditty: Webcomic about the dark recesses of corporate greed.
Burnside Amphitheatre: Explore Burnside\'s blog entries.
Daily Fortune: Receive your daily fortune, and provide someone else with theirs.
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| All Comics | All Politics | Sports | Technology |
| Movies | Environment | ||
| Music | Hoboditty | ||
| Buddy\'s Journal | Most Recent | Books | The Other Stuff |
Jeff Eblen | Joel Hendrickson | ||||
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Background image created by Reid Craig.
Coded and Designed by Jeff Eblen.
'; break; case "PUC Test": document.getElementById('pagecontent').innerHTML='Quiz created by Jeff Eblen and Jeff Gilbert.
'; break; case "Dummy": document.getElementById('pagecontent').innerHTML='The gift shop has been closed. It should open up in the future, keep your eyes open!
'; break; case "Sound Controls": var alltext=''; document.getElementById('pagecontent').innerHTML=alltext; break; default: document.getElementById('pagecontent').innerHTML='Other
'; break; } } } //soundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsoundsound function changesound() { //alert('changesound'); if(sound=='on') { if(returnmusic==1) {startstopsound(1); returnmusic=0;} switch(pagetitle) { case "Performers": //returnmusic=1; break; default://sound controls,burnside amphitheatre,fortune break; } } } function setsound(value) { var new_mu; if(value=="both") {new_mu=1; se=1;}//if sound==on and oldmu==0 -> startstopsound(); else if(value=="music") {new_mu=1; se=0;}//if sound==on and oldmu==0 else if(value=="se") {new_mu=0; se=1;} if(sound=='on' && new_mu!=mu) { mu=new_mu; if(mu==1) {startstopsound(1);} else {startstopsound(2);} } mu=new_mu;//alert(se); } function startstopsound(want) { if(want==1 && mu==1) { sound = "on"; document.getElementById('mozsound').innerHTML=""; moveSoundText('"'+musicname+'" by '+musicartist+' off '+musicalbum+'. Visit Sound Controls for more information.'); } else if(want==1 && mu==0) { sound="on"; moveSoundText('Sound is on. Visit Sound Controls for background music and more options.'); } else if(want==0 || want==2) { if(want==0){sound="off";} document.getElementById('mozsound').innerHTML=''; } var caller='saveIP'; createRequest(); var url = "http://www.hoboditty.com/bots.php?c="+caller+'&m='+mu+'&s='+se; //alert(url); request.open("POST", url, true); request.send(null); } function changeBGsound(title) { switch(title) { case 'monsters': backgroundsound='monsters.swf';//used for sound musicartist='Band of Horses'; musicwebsite='http://www.bandofhorses.com/'; musicname='Monsters'; musicalbum='Everything All The Time'; break; case 'lam': backgroundsound='lam.swf';//used for sound musicartist='Band of Horses'; musicwebsite='http://www.bandofhorses.com/'; musicname='Lamb On the Lam (In the City)'; musicalbum='Cease To Begin'; break; case 'once': backgroundsound='once.swf';//used for sound musicartist='Ray Bradley\'s Backwater Surprise'; musicwebsite='http://www.rcarecords.com/'; musicname='Once Upon a Time'; musicalbum='Blackwater Surprise'; break; default: backgroundsound='monsters.swf'; musicartist='Band of Horses'; musicwebsite='http://www.bandofhorses.com/'; musicname='Monsters'; musicalbum='Everything All The Time'; break; } if(sound=="on") {startstopsound(1);} } //movemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemovemove //moves the comic menu in left column function movemenuCMOUT(comic,dir)//I dont think I use comic here at all. { direction=dir; document.getElementById('pulldown').innerHTML='Pulldown Menu'; moveDivCMOUT(); } function moveDivCMOUT() { var new_bottom; var the_style = getStyleObject("comicmenu"); if (the_style) { var current_bottom = parseInt(the_style.bottom); if(direction=="up") {new_bottom = current_bottom + 5;} else {new_bottom = current_bottom - 5;} if(new_bottom >= 1960) { clearTimeout(the_timeoutCMOUT); return false; } if(new_bottom <= 1920 && direction=="down") { clearTimeout(the_timeoutCMOUT); return false; } if(document.layers) {the_style.bottom=new_bottom;} else {the_style.bottom=new_bottom + "px";} the_timeoutCMOUT=setTimeout('moveDivCMOUT()',10); } } function movemenuCM(comic,dir)//I dont think I use comic here at all. { direction=dir; if(direction=='up') { document.getElementById('pulldown').innerHTML='Pulldown Menu'; } else { document.getElementById('pulldown').innerHTML='Pulldown Menu'; } moveDivCM(); } function moveDivCM() { var new_bottom; var the_style = getStyleObject("comicmenu"); if (the_style) { var current_bottom = parseInt(the_style.bottom); if(direction=="up") {new_bottom = current_bottom + 5;} else {new_bottom = current_bottom - 5;} if(new_bottom >= 1920) { clearTimeout(the_timeoutCM); return false; } if(new_bottom <= 1760) { clearTimeout(the_timeoutCM); return false; } if(document.layers) {the_style.bottom=new_bottom;} else {the_style.bottom=new_bottom + "px";} the_timeoutCM=setTimeout('moveDivCM()',10); } } //moves the sound tickertape on top function moveSoundText(thetext) { document.getElementById('movingtext').innerHTML=''+thetext+'
'; var the_style = getStyleObject("movingtext"); var new_left=240; if(document.layers) {the_style.left=new_left;} else {the_style.left=new_left + "px";} the_timeoutST=setTimeout('moveDivST()',200); } function moveDivST() { var new_left; var the_style = getStyleObject("movingtext"); if (the_style) { var current_left = parseInt(the_style.left); new_left = current_left - 1; if(new_left <= -800) { clearTimeout(the_timeoutST); return false; } if(document.layers) {the_style.left=new_left;} else {the_style.left=new_left + "px";} the_timeoutST=setTimeout('moveDivST()',40); } } //otherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherotherother function getStyleObject(objectId) // cross-browser function to get an object's style object given its { if(document.getElementById && document.getElementById(objectId)) { // W3C DOM //alert("w3c" + objectId); return document.getElementById(objectId).style; } else if (document.all && document.all(objectId)) { // MSIE 4 DOM //alert("ms4"); return document.all(objectId).style; } else if (document.layers && document.layers[objectId]) { // NN 4 DOM.. note: this won't find nested layers //alert("nn4"); return document.layers[objectId]; } else { //alert("blah"); return false; } } //finds recent comic, sets it, and calls setComicFlash or swapcomic function findrecentcomic() { //alert('findrecentcomic'); var caller='findrecentcomic'; if(sound=="off") {caller='findrecentcomic_ns';} createRequest(); var url = "http://www.hoboditty.com/bots.php?c="+caller; //alert(url); request.open("POST", url, true); request.onreadystatechange = findrecentcomic_catch; request.send(null); } function findrecentcomic_catch() { if(request.readyState == 4) { if(request.status ==200) { var variable = request.responseText; //alert(variable); comic=variable; var thecomic = comic; if(thecomic.match('swf')=='swf') {setComicFlash(thecomic);} else {swapcomic(thecomic);} } } } //sets the comic index when page is first loaded. function setindex(wp) { //alert('setindex'); if(wp!=null) {wp_call=1;} moveSoundText('Hoboditty is best with sound. Visit Sound Controls for more options.'); var caller='setindex'; createRequest(); var url = "http://www.hoboditty.com/bots.php?c="+caller; //alert(url); request.open("POST", url, true); request.onreadystatechange = setindex_catch; request.send(null); } function setindex_catch() { if(request.readyState == 4) { if(request.status ==200) { findcomic=1; var variable = request.responseText; var completetext='Hoboditty | X |
'+comiclabel+' | ';
}
else if(type=='swf')
{
completetext+=''+comiclabel+' | ';
}
else{alert('newtype!');}
tabs++;
count=0; break;//type
default: alert('error-default');
}
}
if(tabs<5 && first!=0)
{
for(var m=tabs;m<5;m++)
{completetext+=' | ';}
}
completetext+='
